Ass-miles

Danielle: I can't believe you're up to running 11 miles! That's fantastic!
Me: Thanks!
Danielle: I think you should get extra credit for that booty of yours.
Me: What?
Danielle: Carrying that booty with you while you run should count for something. You know, like how dog years are like seven people years.
Me: So one mile for a person with a normal ass is like 1.5 miles for me?
Danielle: Exactly.
Me: OK, I'll start logging my runs in ass-miles.
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