| Danielle: | I can't believe you're up to running 11 miles! That's fantastic! |
| Me: | Thanks! |
| Danielle: | I think you should get extra credit for that booty of yours. |
| Me: | What? |
| Danielle: | Carrying that booty with you while you run should count for something. You know, like how dog years are like seven people years. |
| Me: | So one mile for a person with a normal ass is like 1.5 miles for me? |
| Danielle: | Exactly. |
| Me: | OK, I'll start logging my runs in ass-miles. |