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In which you can stack the Encyclopedia Brittanica on my ass-shelf. Man, when you go to college, they warn you about the Freshman Fifteen. No one tells you about the (Research) Fellowship Fifteen. I’d like to think that it’s just the camera angle or the pattern of my dress making me look like this. But no, alas, I am fat. Again. How can I run 8 miles in less than 1:20 and still look like this? Sigh. At least my backpack will have a sturdy place to rest during the trip.

In which you can stack the Encyclopedia Brittanica on my ass-shelf.

Man, when you go to college, they warn you about the Freshman Fifteen. No one tells you about the (Research) Fellowship Fifteen.

I’d like to think that it’s just the camera angle or the pattern of my dress making me look like this. But no, alas, I am fat. Again.

How can I run 8 miles in less than 1:20 and still look like this?

Sigh. At least my backpack will have a sturdy place to rest during the trip.

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